During my school days while on campus, I visited my crush one Thursday morning and we spend sometime together.
While we were gisting, the #emotion was so high, she had to place her head on my chest and we continued the gist.
Suddenly we heard a knock on the door, Initially I thought maybe one of her neighbour was the one knocking.
The person knocked the second time and my crush responded with phonetics "Yeap, who is there? Come in...
Ladies and gentlemen #guess who came in?
Behold! Her Dad!!!
Her father paid her a surprise visit that morning and saw her daughter on top of a man's chest.
The man saw me, looked at me like a lion ready to devour. I saw anger on his face and started shaking like a drenched #goat.
He turned and asked his daughter "Why are you not in school by this time?"
Instead of the daughter to say "Dad there is no lecture today or atleast give a bit reasonable excuse" maybe the man could have calmed down a bit, the mumu girl told her father "Daddy I was tired, so I just needed to rest"
The next thing I heard was "Tawaiiii" on her face" , I ran out and left my face cap and my eyeglasses.
The next day, she brought the face cap and eyeglasses to me in school, I thank her but I was still terrified.
The crush I went to visit got crushed!
Since then till now, anytime I see that girl from afar, I run for my dear life.
I avoided her like a plague. I noh want problem for my dear life.
The moment my crush's dad landed her the thunderous slap of her life, me:
